Francoeur and me watching Netflix :)

Francoeur and me watching Netflix :)

iloominations Asked:
☠ BECAUSE I AM UNWORTHY.

asgardiantelevision:

nightmareloki:

asgardiantelevision:

theshatteredsilhouette:

iloominations:

asgardiantelevision:

theshatteredsilhouette:

iloominations:

asgardiantelevision:

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING AND HE WILL BE MERCIFUL.

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I’m blushin’ like a tomato.

I think you both need to calm down and have a cookie.

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Ooh! Cookies!

… hand them over, please?

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Uh oh.

Come get them.

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Oh, child, you think I am frightened of you?

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Respect your elders. And give me those cookies.

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Is that… a lolloki? 

I am calm, pass them here. 

shadedevlin Asked:
Siege Loki, Kid Loki, Old Loki, Classic Loki, and Movie Loki.

asgardiantelevision:

shadedevlin:

asgardiantelevision:

Is movie Loki in chains? Please tell me movie Loki is in chains. ♥

They’re all in chains.  How do you think we got them all in a pentagram?  Willingly?  HA!

Fair point. Can I keep movie Loki in chains? I mean the others, we’ll go drinking and it’ll be a good time. Well, so long as no one kills the Kid, anyway. 

Oh, you know someone is going to kill the Kid.

asgardiantelevision:

tyrianlugia:

i just had a mental image of siege loki firing his bazooka at a bunch of kids while yelling “GET OFF MY LAWN”

If I had a bazooka, I would have this photo taken for you like tomorrow. 

Can anyone loan me a bazooka?

Or, hey, sexy-pickle-of-your-heart, you wanna take this one?

Do you guys want this as an actual picture? I have a lawn. And an old Loki Cosplay. And a bazooka.

And I’m doing an appearance on Sunday so I will be wearing it anyway.

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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(via koolaiddust)

Finally set up my twin beds so they’re now a King and reorganized the room, apurplebastard will be excited…although I’m a month early.

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queensoybean:

dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

Stop and listen to this! It is hilarious! Please, God, I hope my writing isn’t this bad!

Seriously? Meat wand?

(Source: breakingdads, via consulting-lokean)

Old Loki is almost all ready for Sunday, freshly cleaned costume just needs a good ironing :3

Old Loki is almost all ready for Sunday, freshly cleaned costume just needs a good ironing :3

Ignore the ugly stains, those will go away in a day. Back to my natural hair and brow color, of course since it’s dyed it’s a bit more intense. I can just Loki harder now.

maca-licious:

sexy-pickle-of-your-heart:

maca-licious:

sexy-pickle-of-your-heart:

AHACHA CHA CHA *walks off with a comically sized cigar*

I’m sorry but the eyebrows directly reminded me of Yao from Mulan


The correct association is
 

Please don’t be angry, but would you be kind enough to tell me who this man is ; u ;” ??? 

A lot of people on this site are too young to know who Groucho Marx was. He was a comedian, worth a google. Nothing to be mad about.

maca-licious:

sexy-pickle-of-your-heart:

maca-licious:

sexy-pickle-of-your-heart:

AHACHA CHA CHA *walks off with a comically sized cigar*

I’m sorry but the eyebrows directly reminded me of Yao from Mulan

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The correct association is

 

Please don’t be angry, but would you be kind enough to tell me who this man is ; u ;” ??? 

A lot of people on this site are too young to know who Groucho Marx was. He was a comedian, worth a google. Nothing to be mad about.